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Posted by Egor 
· February 13, 2017 

The Exhibitionist

There are countless ways that photographers can exhibit their photos. Online sharing sites are, of course, the most popular technique, but other possibilities abound. This article discusses two such possibilities — both of which share an unexpected connection to ULTRAsomething.

The Metal Print

Metal prints have been wildly popular for the past several years, and many photographers have at least dabbled in the creation of a metal print or two.

I dunno. Maybe it’s the curmudgeon in me; or perhaps it’s simply that I have a modicum of taste — but I’ve just never felt the need to trundle down to the corner drug store and have ’em slap one of my photos onto a sheet of razor-sharp aluminum. And as long as I’m at it — ceramic coffee mugs, canvas tote bags, cork coasters, neoprene mouse pads, plastic luggage tags and silicon smart-phone cases are also all “on notice.” I happen to believe that the best receptacle for a photographic print is a nice, white sheet of quality paper. Metal? Sheesh, that’s for license plates.

Which brings me to my first public mea culpa of the year — after nearly a decade of resistance, I’ve acquiesced to a client’s request for a metallic version of a photograph.

The client? The Province of British Columbia.

The destination of said metal print? A license plate.

OK. So it’s not a mea culpa as much as an admission that British Columbia managed to call my bluff.

Apparently the province is issuing a new set of vanity plates for anyone who wishes to adorn their vehicle with something other than the standard string of dark blue, random alphanumerics on a white background. Instead, BC residents can now order a license plate with their choice of three photos: Porteau Cove Provincial Park, The Purcell Mountains, or a Kermode bear.

Here’s the LINK.

The Porteau Cove photo is mine. Well, technically, the copyright belongs to BC Parks — meaning it’s theirs to do with as they please, which apparently includes stamping it on a license plate.

I took it in the summer of 2008, in the waning days of my commercial photography “career.” Surprisingly, I have a rather vivid memory of the surrounding circumstances. It was late in the evening, and I could tell the sun would eventually set behind a nearby hillside. I knew, if I was lucky, that the sun’s rays would reflect off the sea mist and flare across the lens, rendering a “painterly” effect.

In spite of this, I nearly packed it in early. If I left before sunset, I’d be home by 10:30pm — a “short” 16 hour day. If I waited to take the sunset and twilight shots, I wouldn’t make it home until after midnight.

“Who really needs to see another hackneyed sunset photo?” I asked myself.

Nine times out of ten, I would probably have answered “no one,” packed up my gear, hiked back to the car and left for home. But today was different — I had a wicked, horrible migraine. I was actually in too much pain to drive; much less traipse a mile back to the car. If I waited and left after sunset, the soothing blanket of darkness would give me a tiny chance to better endure the drive. So, coiled in a fetal position around my tripod, remote shutter release in my hand, I decided I might as well go ahead and take that blasted photo.

And that blasted photo is now a license plate. I can’t really claim that I’m proud of this fact, but I’m certainly amused.

The Magazine

A few years back, I wrote a review of a new photography magazine called “Littlefields.” Technically, it was a review of the Littlefields concept more than of the magazine itself. I admired editor Jim Clinefelter’s courage to sell physical content in a digital content world. I admired the quality and diversity of the work contained within, and I admired the format itself — a small stack of 4 x 6 prints, culled (usually) from a larger selection of prints, which decreased the likelihood that any two issues would be exactly alike.

I admitted to a modicum of envy. Releasing my own work in printed, serialized form had long been a fantasy of mine, but I lacked the courage to buck the online distribution trend. Besides it was already hard enough getting people to engage with my content. To suddenly ask people to pay for photos (even if they were printed) just seemed like an insurmountable hurdle. So, after initially being encouraged by the Littlefields model and re-visiting my designs for a small, quarterly “accordion” style magazine, I went back to the simplicity of chucking my stuff up on the ULTRAsomething site.

I am thus pleased to announce that, in spite of my cowardice, some of my photos will soon be appearing in an actual photo magazine. And that magazine is… Littlefields!

Yup. Issue 19 is dedicated entirely to the photography of yours truly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of owning a few printed ULTRAsomething photos (even if they are only 4 x 6), now’s your chance to get TEN of ’em in one package.

Since Littlefields requested that the images conform to some sort of theme, I chose “portraits.” If I were any good at lying, I’d claim to have curated the photos such that, in their entirety, they formed a ‘portrait’ of mankind. The truth, however, is far more fundamental — I simply chose to include only photos that were taller than they were wide — “portrait-oriented” photos.

I provided Littlefields with a master pool of 20 photos. In classic Littlefields fashion, each issue of the magazine will ship with a random selection of 10 images, meaning if you buy one issue for yourself, one for your spouse, one for your parents and another for your in-laws, each of you will get a magazine with a slightly different selection of photos.

Anyone interested in owning what will surely become a valuable asset (I am, after all, on a license plate), should pop on over to the Littlefields site and buy an issue or two. Heck, while you’re there, why not check out some of the available back issues?

Personally, I’m hoping this issue sets a new sales record for Littlefields. That way, the magazine will be forced to publish a second collection of my photos. Should that happen, I’ve cleverly decided that the next theme will be “landscapes” — and I don’t mean the sort that wind up adorning a BC license plate.


©2017 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

“Happy Hour” was shot with a Leica M (Type 246) Monochrom with a 21mm f/3.4 Super-Elmar lens, whilst “A Complex Relationship” came courtesy of the Ricoh GR.

I snatched the BC Parks License Plate ad off some official government website. Hopefully, no one in the BC government will find cause to complain — after all, my contract did include the right to publish my own BC Parks photos for “self promotional” purposes. Though, admittedly, I’m not sure exactly what I’m promoting. Perhaps it’s my ‘skill’ as a license plate photographer? In which case, I hereby announce that I’m willing to entertain any and all offers to travel to exciting or beautiful destinations worldwide for the purpose of taking your license plate photo! There… that should satisfy my legal obligation to “self promote…”

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Categories : Musings, ULTRA news
Posted by Egor 
· January 1, 2017 

Fashion

I was never particularly engaged with fashion. Oh sure, there was that period in the early 1980’s when my hair was so feathered, frosted and fab that it would slip out while I slept to go party with Duran Duran. And I often wore bias-cut clothing so asymmetrical that I appeared to be askew even when standing upright. But such youthful dalliances soon receded, and by my mid-20’s I began to view fashion as nothing more than a superficial divertissement of the supremely shallow.

In fact, many of my choices were so far outside the dictates of current fashion that society didn’t even consider them to be unfashionable choices — just “eccentric.” For example, by the mid-80’s, I’d shunned pop music entirely and was listening almost exclusively to a potent cocktail of 19th century bel canto opera, 20th century classical avant-garde, and all manner of music from the early Middle Ages — from plainchant to monophony to those heady heterophony grooves!

Being fashionless isn’t without its downside, of course. Paucity of choice and lack of availability plague anyone whose interests don’t align with mall mentality. But I soon came to realize that having eccentric tastes was far preferable to having those tastes become validated by fashion.

This fact first came to my attention in the early 1990’s when banded, collarless shirts become trendy. I had taken to donning collarless shirts in the mid-80’s after deciding I liked wearing sport coats but disliked wearing ties. Pairing a sport coat with an open collar looked ridiculous — pairing it with a buttoned collar, sans-tie, looked even more so. Turtlenecks were a non-starter. So, having seen some period films showing men in the 1930’s wearing collarless shirts, I set out an a mission to find them. It wasn’t easy. Mostly I was limited to scouring costume and period-wear mail order catalogs (pre-internet days). Inevitably, if I found one, it was offered only in white — but collarless was “my” thing, so I’d order it. Not once did anyone suggest I looked “out of style,” because few had ever seen this style.

That all changed in the early 1990’s when the collarless look hit the fashion magazines. Suddenly, collarless shirts were available everywhere, and in any hue and pattern I desired. It was wonderful, and for a couple of years I felt like I was in heaven — until the fashion tide turned and heaven revealed itself to be a facade for Hell.

Wearing something no one has ever seen is one thing. Wearing something everyone is wearing is something else. But wearing something that’s “last year’s” or even “last decade’s” style is tantamount to having the word “LOSER” tattooed on your forehead in Comic-Sans. I was forced to abandon “my” look because, once the trend subsided, it had become synonymous with “clueless, backward dweeb.”

And this is how I discovered that fashion has a way of destroying everything it touches.

Now, take the phrase “banded, collarless shirt” and replace it with “black & white, candid ‘street’ photography,” and you’ll see what I’m currently struggling with. How do I make a difference in a genre that was once merely an obscure photographic sub-classification, but which has become increasingly trendy, over-done, under-thought and watered-down?

Sometime in the last year or two, I stumbled upon a list of “50 Vancouver street photographers you should follow.” Now, not to be arrogant or anything, but I think I’ve been doing it long enough, well enough, thoughtfully enough, and with enough of a following that my name should have appeared somewhere on that list. It didn’t. But that’s not actually what I found troubling. Rather, it was that a town as small as Vancouver even had 50 street photographers to follow — 51 if you count the guy who didn’t make the cut. But that’s fashion for you. And so, much like the collarless shirt debacle, I’m feeling the necessity to abandon the very style of photography I once thought to be “mine” because fashion has claimed it for itself.

Similar issues hold sway in my music career. Forty years ago, I built my sound on synthesizers, and I steadfastly stood by their use — well after they ceased to be “cool.” By the time I was writing and recording as “Grace Darling,” the grunge movement was in full swing, and guitars (once shoved from the limelight by synths) were back on top. Grace Darling’s use of synthesizers was, in fact, the primary reason the alternative music press gave for ignoring the band. “Synths are out of style,” the editor of one major music publication told my band’s label owner, Woodie Dumas. “Truth is, all our editors really like that Grace Darling album, and we listen to it all the time. But we know our readers won’t like it because of the synthesizers.”

Electronic music is once again popular — perhaps more so than ever. Which is thrilling, because it means I have a cornucopia of choice when purchasing new musical equipment. But today’s trend is tomorrow’s punchline, and synth-based music will inevitably face a swift and vicious backlash. Knowing this, and having witnessed it so often in the past, I’ve opted to get in front of the situation. If the music I create today is enjoyed precisely because of its reliance on synthesizers, then it’ll be despised tomorrow for exactly the same reason. So I’m working overtime to write the sort of music that I hope fans of modern electronic music will dislike. That way, though I limit my potential audience today, I insure those who do enjoy the music actually enjoy it for what it is, and not simply because it’s fashionable. That way, “my” thing can stay “my” thing, and it doesn’t become a victim of fashion whim. I haven’t yet figured out whether this is a clever strategy or a stupid one.

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So this is why ULTRAsomething seems to be a little less focused lately — why the photos seem more “experimental” than “street,” and why the music strives to avoid commercialism, when it would be so easy to just churn out catchy, danceable pop tunes. It’s just me trying to put as much distance as I can between passion and fashion. ‘Cause lets face it — the only thing sadder than chasing fashion is having it chase you.


©2017 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE MEDIA:

“Ab Fab” and “Harajuku” were both photographed with a Leica M (Type 246) Monochrom fronted with an old v4 35mm Summicron-M lens. “Facts and Fictions” was shot with a Ricoh GR digital camera. All were chosen to accompany this article for painfully obvious reasons. “Four Year Window” is my most recent musical composition, and has absolutely nothing to do with fashion — save for it being unfashionable enough that it’ll never be played in any dance club anywhere and at any time now or in the future. It’s also my favorite composition of 2016, suggesting my dogged determination to avoid popularity is beginning to find its musical voice…

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Categories : Musings
Posted by Egor 
· December 5, 2016 

Ephemaural Tracks

A couple of months ago, I substantially altered ULTRAsomething’s site structure. By eliminating all subdomains, integrating all content under a single URL, and awarding top-o-the-heap, landing-page status to the essays, I liberated myself to write about topics other than photography.

Since then I have published two articles, both of which were about… well… photography.

So what happened to ULTRAsomething’s ambitious plan to increase its scope while simultaneously decreasing its readership?

Its been incubating.

Saying that I wish to write about “topics other than photography” is essentially a maundering way of saying “music.” I wanted to give myself an outlet for new music, and an opportunity to write about it. Music was my first love, my greatest motivator and, after an eight-year hiatus, is a renewed and predominant passion.

So these past few months, while I struggled to squeeze out two new photography articles, I was rather effortlessly churning out new tunes. Five of them to be exact. Six if you count the fact that my last article contained a vBook with a new musical score.

This incubation period was necessitated by my need to rectify the world I once knew with the world today. Decades ago, when I first became involved with music, the expected presentation method was the album — a collection of songs with a generally cohesive style and sound. “Serve the album” was the mantra burned into my subconscious. Serving the album meant settling on a sonic direction; spending a year writing and recording new music that conformed to that direction; selecting the best songs and arranging them in the best order; shipping the master recording off to the record company; basking in the thrill of seeing your music on the shelf at Tower Records or hearing yourself on the radio; then repeating the process all over again.

In truth, this distribution model was extinct long before my musical sabbatical began. My band’s record label (C’est La Mort) went out of business in the mid 1990’s, and I spent the next decade musically directionless — subjugating my own musical inclinations for whatever trend might help land me the odd scoring gig, or support whatever music industry product I was designing at the time.

It was this very lack of direction that eventually lead me to abandon music, and to concentrate on commercial photography. But it wasn’t too long before that, too, succumbed to the dreary existence that comes from wasting a passion on someone else’s vision.

And this is when I first recognized the synergy that exists between my musical and photographic pursuits; and how efforts in one endeavour could apply to the other. I’d spent too many years destroying my musical passion searching for commercial reward. So when a similar trend began to seep into my photography, I was able to recognize it and alter my approach — abandoning commercialism, and refocussing my efforts on becoming the photographer I wanted to be, and not the photographer I thought the world wanted me to be. I started the ULTRAsomething photography blog and became a teensy-weensy legend ’round photography’s more obscure outer fringes. Did it make me money? No. But it provided something more valuable — happiness, purpose, meaning and pride.

So a few years ago, when I felt those old musical passions rumble somewhere deep within, I was careful not to artificially expedite their return. I opted for an organic approach — if I felt like writing music, I did. If a few weeks passed and I didn’t feel like writing music, I didn’t stress over it. The strategy worked — music re-entered my life, and has now become the predominate passion that it once was.

Which meant it was time to apply some of what I’d learned from photography back into music. First and foremost, this meant recognizing that a similar happiness, purpose, meaning and pride are indeed within my musical grasp. All I needed to do was model my musical distribution after the one I established for photography. In other words — free web distribution and some accompanying paragraphs to give it a semblance of purpose.

And so, when you click the MUSIC link on this site’s Menu Bar, you’ll find yourself on a page that links to my current musical output. It’s an output void of commercial expectation. It crosses genres and fuses methodologies in ways that likely please only me. It is, in many ways, the antithesis of the album-oriented aspirations of my youth. If I feel like pursuing a musical idea, I pursue it — free from the worry of whether it fits within a particular classification, or whether it furthers or invalidates my “image.” Whatever ephemeral impulse guides me to create a particular track is accepted without judgement. Thus, the music I create is ephemaural music.

Because I’m following flights of fancy, I’m not currently grouping this music in any way — there is no this genre or that genre. There are no playlists, save for the big giant one that plops each new song at the top of a growing list, along with an accessibility rating from 1 to 10. Any song can be played without leaving the site. If one wishes to learn more about a particular song, they need only click the song’s name, and they’re whisked away to a page on my Bandcamp site where I’ve written information about that song. In further support of my cross-pollination of passions, I’ve also chosen to tag each song with a uniquely identifying photo or graphic.

For example, the song named Ghost of ’83 has an accessibility rating of 10, meaning it’s about as unchallenging and simple a piece of music as I could possibly write. Clicking the song title takes you to its Bandcamp page, which contains the following description:

Ghost of ’83:

“Have you even searched your dwelling for a lost object, only to unearth something completely different — something you didn’t know you still had? Maybe it’s an old 10 Ruble Soviet coin you got in grade school. Or maybe it’s an unmarked cassette mix tape. Whatever it is, you have no idea why you kept it, nor do you even recall making a conscious decision to do so. It’s just there — a miraculous survivor of numerous spring cleanings and a surprising reminder of a past you thought you’d forgotten.

The mind sometimes works in a similar way. You reach into the old hippocampus to extract a recent idea you wish to explore, and instead you pull out some dusty old remnant of a synapse that hasn’t been switched on in decades.

This is precisely how this particular song came about. Four days ago, I was messing around with a software emulation of a Buchla 266 Source of Uncertainty module, and a particular cluster of uncertain notes managed to exhume a small section of my long-dormant early-1980’s musical brain. Back then, influenced by slasher movie soundtracks, New York avant-garde minimalism and German New Wave, I was bravely writing and recording a rather unsophisticated style of instrumental technopop, which I somehow thought would prove popular enough to get me into the film scoring business. Ahh, youth.

Anyway, two hours after first realizing my new ideas sounded a lot like something I might have written in 1983, I had a complete recording — a four minute composition generated entirely by a heretofore forgotten remnant of my past self. Upon finishing it, I contemplated ‘modernizing’ it — replacing the anemic drum track with something less pedantic; rewriting the bassline so as to remove its naïveté; Maybe giving it a modern sheen and an infusion of more esoteric sounds. But I stopped myself. This song came entirely from a piece of me I didn’t know still remained. Why taint that? Why deny that ancient little synapse its very own unadulterated moment?

And thus was born ‘Ghost of ’83.’

Hmm… I wonder where I stored that old prog rock neural network of mine?”

Similarly, the song named Krelic has an accessibility rating of 2, meaning that engaging with its “charms” will prove rather onerous to a sizeable chunk of the world’s population. Clicking the song title takes you to its Bandcampp page, where you’ll read the following:

Krelic:

“In the 1956 film ‘Forbidden Planet,’ Dr. Morbius introduced us to a mysterious, ethereal and wholly electronic form of music, which was produced over a half-million years ago by the ancient Krell civilization. Though not knowingly descending from the Krells of Altair IV, I am a disciple of their music, and have prepared this humble homage.

A word of warning: while wildly popular amongst the kids on Altair IV, Krell music is not overly accessible to earthlings. If ‘Revolution 9′ is your favourite song on The Beatles’ White Album, or if you consider ‘Several Species of Small Furry Animals’ to be the pinnacle of the Pink Floyd catalogue, then you might enjoy ‘Krelic.’ (Though, truth be told, both of those songs have more in common with Pierre Schaeffer and Karlheinz Stockhausen than they do with ancient Krell music — but we’re diving into semantics here).

Because I lack the immense mental facility required to compose and perform such music directly, I have resorted to inhuman tactics and turned over full control to the modular synthesizer. By patching it such that it derives all its pitch, timbre and rhythm cues solely from modules feeding back into themselves to form complex networks of control systems, I insure that zero human intervention is required. Songs are ever-altering themselves — directing themselves as the electronic circuitry sees fit, and not as a human would. For this particular recording, I configured one of these self-evolving patches one evening before bed, then allowed it to continually play and metamorphose throughout the night. In the morning, I simply grabbed a cup of coffee, walked into the studio and hit the RECORD button to capture a 10 minute ‘snapshot’ of the song’s evolution some 12 hours after first patching it.

Who knows? In a half-million years, maybe it’ll have a few devotees of its own?”

Moving forward, these songs and their expositions might become posts in their own right (write?) — particularly if I think there’s something instructional, inspiring or even (gasp!) entertaining about a tune’s particular tale.

So there you have it. ULTRAsomething is now officially a two-topic site. As I stated previously, I’m sure this decision will cost me readers, and that’s a price I’ve accepted. Although it’s tempting to use my newfound freedom as a soapbox for all manner of issues, the site will maintain its focus on the angst and agony of creativity. For now and the foreseeable future this means “music” and “photography.” To create and write about other so-called “art forms” would require more commitment and dedication than I’m likely capable of generating in these waning years.


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THIS POST:

Because its referenced content is a hodgepodge of collected snippets previously posted ’round the ULTRAsomething universe, there’s not much to glean from a detailed description of it all, particularly when every source would have a different description. Most music is created on a rather bulky modular eurorack synthesizer, though a few other external hardware synths often end up in the mix (as does the occasional software-based synth). Recording always happens in either Ableton Live or Apple Logic Pro X. Mastering is usually done with Izotope Ozone 7, though occasionally something from Waves works its way into the mastering process.

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Categories : Music, Musings
Posted by Egor 
· November 1, 2016 

Slit-Scan

I was originally planning to shape this article around the subject of influence. How it’s important for photographers to look beyond the confines of the photography genre for new sources of inspiration. How painting, literature, music, mathematics, architecture and nature all can and should play a substantial role in guiding one’s photography. But that’s all a bit obvious, isn’t it?

So I scrapped the idea of writing about influence as a general topic, and decided to write specifically about the influence Mark Rothko had on this particular series of photographs. It featured a meandering yarn that detailed my persistent desire to produce photos imbued with a similarly soothing hypnotic geometry, and how I chose to employ slit-scan photography as a possible means to this end. Ultimately, the discussion managed to teeter between trite and pretentious — a rather spectacular feat in its own right — neither of which matched the tenor I had originally hoped for the article. So that draft, much like the previous, exited my Mac via the trash icon.

I switched tactics — re-focusing the essay to explore my ongoing fascination with chance. Specifically, I would discuss how I frequently devise some sort of strictly controlled environment under which photos must be taken, but then leave the actual photos to chance. I’d just done something similar to create the images that accompanied my previous article, Folding Time, and here I employed the same technique — but with an entirely different set of rules under which serendipity was allowed full rein. The topic proved worthy, but this particular set of photos was perhaps a bit too deeply dipped in seren to effectively illustrate my point. So, draft #3 also found its way to the trash.

The slit-scan photos sat in limbo for a couple of months, waiting for an outlet. Upon revisiting the exposures, it occurred to me that a vBook would provide the optimum showcase. So I created one. I then decided to pen an essay about the formation of the vBook itself — specifically, about how the soundtrack was composed as a sonic simile: how the fleeting threads of melody were like the horizontal scan lines; how the dense harmonic timbre corresponded to the film grain; how the occasional metric hiccups were meant to represent the randomly occurring vertical frame lines. After writing for the better part of a day, I suddenly realized that no one other than me would care one bit about any of this…

So, in the end, I decided to write about nothing. It’s a vBook. And just like all the other ULTRAsomething vBooks, it combines original photos of a unifying theme with original music that (hopefully) reinforces that theme. This particular theme happens to be slit-scan photos. Either you like it or you don’t. Really, what else needs to be said?


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

What happens when you take a Lomography Spinner 360 camera down to the docks at Vancouver’s False Creek, but instead of holding the handle while the camera rotates, you hold the camera and let the handle rotate? You get photos a lot like this. All photos taken on Bergger BRF400+ film and developed in a 1:50 solution of Rodinal (Blazinal). The soundtrack was recorded into Ableton Live, and is mostly a product of modular synthesis, though a couple of software-based virtual instruments were used for the piano part and the string-synth pad. The vBook, itself, was prepared in Apple’s Final Cut Pro X.

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Categories : vBook
Posted by Egor 
· October 2, 2016 

Folding Time

Time. We all know what it is and we all know what it means. That’s because we, as a species, invented it. We built sundials to study it, clocks to measure it and iWatches to commoditize it.

Of course, humans have known for several generations that time is not exactly the linear progression we once thought. Relativity shows us that it bends, undulates and curves — particularly with regard to moving objects and their proximity to regions of immense mass. Those willing to shake free of the “time is a dimension” dogma and embrace the “time is a process” notion will develop a better grasp of its true function — though the whole concept of time’s arrows and quantum entanglements don’t lend themselves quite so elegantly to horologists or their implements of Swiss precision.

Photography is often considered as a way to “freeze time” — to suspend a fleeting moment at that tenuous position that lies precisely between the future and the past. But, like time itself, what we accept as truth often isn’t.

I’ve been messing with the idea of time in photos for quite awhile now. In my early years, I would frequently employ slow shutter speeds to photograph moving objects — my goal was not to freeze an object in time, but to freeze its trajectory through time. Slow shutters allowed me to examine something beyond a moment in time — they let me examine the time’s arrow.

A few years ago, after acquiring a Widelux F7, I re-engaged with photography’s unique relationship with time. Because this camera’s lens rotates from left-to-right across the field of view, the photos it takes do not represent a single moment in time. Rather, events on the right-side of the frame have actually occurred after events on the left side of the frame. In this case — and unlike the slow shutter shots — it’s not so much the time’s arrow I’m observing, as it is the quantum entanglement of an arrow in time.

Last month, feeling a bit nostalgic, I decided to partake in a bit of good ol’ fashioned Einsteinian science fiction, and use my camera to fold time. Specifically, I loaded a roll of film into my Lomography fisheye camera and, upon exposing it, re-wound it, then re-loaded and re-exposed it. On this second pass, I would occasionally rewind a random length of film and re-expose it a third time. In essence, I was creating a wormhole, in which overlapping moments of time folded in on themselves.

The results of this process never cease to delight me. Which is odd, considering it’s a rather hackneyed old parlour trick that’s as old as photography itself. But then, if time is relative and its passage merely a construct, can there be any such thing as an old idea? Or is it an idea that’s timeless?


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

First, I’d like to apologize to all you physicists out there — be you from the Thermodynamics, Quantum or Relativity schools — for having appropriated your theories and frivolously repurposed them with such grievous generality.

All accompanying photos were shot with a Lomography fisheye camera with a single roll of Tri-X, which I ran, re-ran and re-re-ran through the camera, then developed in Rodinal 1:50.

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Categories : Musings, Photo Techniques
Posted by Egor 
· September 7, 2016 

Pushing Buttons

I push buttons.

When I want to take a photograph, I’ll push buttons on a device similar to the one shown above.

Not a day passes without me pursuing esoteric new sounds by pushing buttons on this contraption:

Frequently, I’ll push the following buttons in carefully crafted patterns for the purpose of writing and recording new songs:

Every few weeks, I sit before this densely packed matrix of buttons — pushing them tens of thousands of times in pursuit of the latest ULTRAsomething essay:

Why am I pushing all these buttons? Because it’s a way to push the metaphorical buttons built-in to all of these:

Specifically, each time I go on a button pushing binge, I’m hoping to trigger some sort of contemplation, realization, motivation or emotional response in my fellow man. And in turn, I’m hoping that this inspires my fellow man to push more buttons of their own.

Evolution

Nearly twenty years ago, I established ULTRAsomething as an online repository to house and share my creative and professional output.

Eight years ago, I extended the site to include a little dog & pony photography blog as a means to attract and engage clients.

Within several months, that blog ceased to function as a means, and became an end unto itself. As I channeled more creative energy into the blog, the site became increasingly “ULTRA” and decreasingly “something.” ULTRAsomething had metamorphosed into the “ULTRAphotographyblog.”

The truth of the matter is, this blog has never really been about photography. At least not entirely. I don’t write articles specifically for photographers any more than I write music specifically for musicians. Creativity is creativity. Psychology is psychology. I write about existentialism, self-doubt, exploration and discovery. I walk the corridors of history — honouring what I respect; dismantling what I don’t.

So it seems a bit ridiculous that I’ve restricted myself to framing each and every essay within the narrow borders of photography. The concepts I discuss are global, and they apply to anyone who pushes buttons of any persuasion. They even apply to people whose creative proclivities involve pushing these buttons:

Creativity is not dictated by the buttons we push. It’s universal. And universality is the real spirit of ULTRAsomething.

So the site has just undergone a relatively minor change — albeit one with significant philosophical impact. The ULTRAsomething blog no longer resides on a photography-specific subdomain. Instead of being a sub-set of a sub-set of the ULTRAsomething site, it has become the ULTRAsomething site — sitting at the tippy-top of the domain name.

Fallout

So what does this mean? It means ULTRAsomething is no longer being hijacked by its most popular component. It means, when I sit down to press the buttons that write it, I don’t necessarily have to write only about pressing buttons on cameras. I can write about pressing buttons on whatever object best illustrates my point.

Many of the lessons I learned as a composer and sound designer applied directly to my photography — allowing me to shortcut certain processes and avoid repeating mistakes. And I’m now applying many of the lessons I learned as a photographer back into my music.

So does this mean ULTRAsomething is no longer a photography blog? I guess that depends on whether or not you believe it was one in the first place. It is and will remain unabashedly about the pitfalls, passion and pathos of the creative process.

Obviously, since photography is one of the primary beneficiaries of my creative angst, many (if not most) articles will continue to relieve themselves in the general direction of photography. But sometimes my thoughts might best be described in a musical context. Or maybe that next bit of inspiration will hit when I’m pushing buttons in my car. Or on my phone. Or…

ULTRAsomething will still be ULTRAsomething, only it’ll now come with more “something.”

I’ve accepted that this change will cost me readers, and I’ve also accepted that this is the inevitable cost of growth.

And with growth comes growing pains. I changed the structure of the site significantly — eliminating all subdomains and condensing and consolidating all non-blog content. The very act of moving the blog’s URL from its old subdomain to its new location at the top domain means I have broken (but will gradually repair) eight years worth of external links into this site. It might also affect new post notifications for site subscribers. This, too, is something that should be temporary. Please be understanding these next few days — transitional hiccups are going to occur.

Epilogue

I am free of my self-administered shackles. I can now take photos without every article needing to be about the act of taking those photos. If a photo needs to just be, it can just be. Similarly, if I write new music or derive some wacky new philosophy, I won’t have to find some way to tie it back to photography. It, too, can just be.

I’m a button pusher. You’re a button pusher. We’re all button pushers. It doesn’t matter what buttons we push. Only that we push them with forethought and purpose. Maybe you’re a graphic designer or an illustrator. Maybe you make furniture, wine, clothing or pottery. Whatever you create, an ULTRAsomething article that might appear to be about photography will likely contain something relevant to you. And if you’re a photographer, don’t immediately assume an article about music won’t apply to you. Everything applies. Everything we read, learn or experience shapes our approach to pushing buttons.

And who know? Maybe a few of you will even be motivated to push this button:




©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

Really? You actually want to know something about the photos that accompany this article? OK. With the exception of “Humanity,” they were all shot with an Olympus OMD-EM1 and an Olympus 12mm f/2.0 lens. Grand total time spent photographing objects around my apartment? 10 minutes — and it shows. Though, truth be told, half that time was spent yanking the background fabric out of its duffel bag, and re-inserting it. “Humanity,” which I shot with a Leica Monochrom (Type 246), appeared on this site once before. Sure, I could have taken another photo to represent “humans,” but I already had this one on the hard drive, and I happen to like it. Besides, this whole site upgrade is taking a significant amount of my time. Photography is getting back-burnered until the new and improved ULTRAsomething is up and running smoothly.

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Categories : ULTRA news
Posted by Egor 
· August 10, 2016 

Anti-Aging

Much like a new computer — unboxed and freshly stripped of its factory shrink wrap — we humans arrive in this world with a basic operating system and a cavernous capacity of untapped potential.

With the installation of a few specialized programs, that new computer transforms into an accounting department, musical instrument, arcade, photo lab, library, broadcast facility or communication centre.

We fleshy creatures transform similarly, expanding upon our rudimentary abilities through the addition of new skills, information and techniques — many of which are influenced by the thoughts, achievements or encouragement of others. Those who influence us might be called mentors, heroes, idols, role models or teachers. Despite its Orwellian undertones, I’ll stick to the metaphor and call them “programmers.”

Programmers help shape our interests and guide our development. They’re how we discover the world and our potential within it. I’ve been programmed by the likes of Keith Emerson (who taught me that keyboardists could be showmen, and who introduced me to alternative time signatures); Isao Tomita (who taught me that sound design, tonality and orchestration were every bit as important to a song as rhythm and melody); and Bernie Worrell (who showed me that if you can’t adequately express yourself within the confines of convention, then you just gotta invent your own conventions). Paul Kantner programmed my idea of a “proper” guitar sound; George Martin, a “proper” recording.

That’s a rather varied ensemble of programmers. But beyond their respective contributions to my own musical education, there’s something else that connects them — and that’s the sad fact all of them have died this year.

Over the decades, I’ve loaded a widely diverse and expansive selection of applications from an equally diverse and expansive range of programmers. But as the years continue to accumulate in my rear view mirror, my number of living programmers dwindles.

Most of us are programmed by those born to generations preceding our own. The people from whom we learn are most often the ones who have already accomplished what we still hope to (albeit with our own spin).

As I write this, I’m looking at my bookcase full of photographer monographs. Were I to pile them all in a column, I’d be looking at a 4 meter tall stack of source code. That’s a lot of influence. But what’s most interesting is that this entire stack of books contains only a single volume — less than 2cm thick — from a photographer that’s younger than I. (Trent Parke’s “Minutes to Midnight” for those who might be curious).

I suppose it makes sense. Except, of course, it doesn’t.

And maybe this is where the metaphor ends. Because I’m rather certain that the majority of people programming my computer’s applications are younger than I am. So why must the people who program me all be older? Is it bias? Ignorance? Stupidity? Ageism?

In the case of music, I do actually listen to many artists younger than myself. And yet, even though I might enjoy their music, none of these younger musicians are actually exerting any influence on my own musical direction. None are programming me.

I’ve come to realize why that is. It’s because, when I listen to younger artists, I’m really “hearing through” them. Their music is a filter through which I hear their influences. Or perhaps — as is becoming increasingly frequent with the mounting years — their influence’s influences. Which makes me wonder: Is it these younger musicians that I like? Or is it the fact they’ve been influenced by the same programmers who influenced me? Perhaps listening to them is really just another way of listening to stuff I already like.

As youngsters, we can’t help but discover things that truly excite us. We have only to sit passively, watch the world spin, and snag those things that interest us as they go whizzing by. We learn almost by accident.

But as we age, those truly new experiences, ideas and realizations become increasingly rare. We can no longer sit idle and wait for new passions to come our way — we need to actively search for them. Discovery becomes less like a joy ride, and more like a job. But if we don’t do it, we stagnate. We become crotchety old grumps, bitchin’ about the good old days when the world was full of real musicians and real photographers.

Oil of Olay, a skin care product, tells us there are 7 signs of aging: fine lines & wrinkles; uneven tone; uneven texture; age spots; dryness; dullness; and pores. Personally, I think there’s only one sign: closed-mindedness. And my own inability to find younger programmers is certainly a troubling indicator.

If I’m going to wage war against aging, I’m going to have to find a new headspace. And the first step toward finding a new mental postal code is to recognize why I need to leave the old one behind.

It begins with recognizing my misplaced attachment to those who first influenced me. The people who open our eyes to magnificent new worlds are the ones we tend to idolize. Because of this, we often think of them as the originators of these worlds. But in reality, they’re just conduits. They’re simply practitioners and interpreters who, themselves, entered the world we love through their own set of idols.

Consider your first lover. He or she did not invent love — but they were your conduit to the world of romance. And while it’s natural to attach some special significance to their role, it’s rare that we ultimately marry them. They may have given us our first glimpse of another world, but they didn’t define exactly what the parameters of that world needed to be. Upon meeting them, we didn’t close our minds to the possibilities and offerings of those who followed.

So if I didn’t allow my first love to define my romantic life, why do I grant this privilege to those who’ve introduced me to a particular music or photographic world? The answer is “misplaced emotion.” It’s reminiscent of that old adage about shooting the messenger. Except, in this case, I’m loving the messenger. But the messenger isn’t the message.

So all these programmers I have who are older than me? That’s just me loving the messenger. It’s time I start loving the message. It’s time to start appreciating that younger generations are doing nothing different than what I do, or what my heroes did — they’re interpreting the message. And maybe, if I open my mind, I’ll discover that I’m better off being programmed by the best interpreters, and not necessarily the conduits.

Hopefully, by resetting my expectations, I’ll discover a whole host of new programmers to update my system software. Because if I don’t, then it means the number of real musicians and real photographers really is on the decline. And that would be a fate far worse than aging.


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

“Conduit” and “Concatenated” were both shot with a Ricoh GR digital camera, and were selected for publication purely due to their metaphorical significance.

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Categories : Musings
Posted by Egor 
· July 5, 2016 

The End Game

Many years back, while working an architectural photography gig, I noticed a fellow who appeared keenly interested, yet overtly resentful of my presence. After the shoot, he strolled up and introduced himself. He told me that he’d once been an avid photographer, but had recently lost all interest in it. I feigned curiosity in his tale — story arcs such as his are common, and I was rather certain his would follow a similar trajectory. As a hobby, photography’s instant gratification and accelerated learning curve makes it particularly enticing to people hoping to unlock their inner artist. But once the fledgling fervor fades and the credit card cools off, what they really discover is that photography — just like any art form — requires personal vision and dogged determination. Over the years, I’ve seen many a passionate photographer’s dreams disappear in a final puff of ennui.

His story, however, did not conclude with the usual admission of inspirational malaise, but with brazen bravado. He quit photography, he said, because he’d “learned the secret to being a great photographer,” and thus no longer felt inspired to take photos.

It was at this point that I ceased feigning interest and became genuinely attentive.

“You found the secret to photography?” I asked, somewhat incredulously.

“Yup. I realized it was all just a trick,” he responded. “Do you know what it is?”

I hadn’t a clue.

“It’s knowing where to put the camera!” he boasted, without waiting for my response. He glanced furtively over both shoulders then, to insure he wouldn’t be overhead, leaned in closer and added, “There’s only one place to put it, and once you know where that is, there’s nothing special about photography any more. It’s all just a trick.”

Instantly, my mind was awash with more questions than I could process, collate or articulate. Fortunately my new friend — having fully embraced the mentor role — intuited that I was a willing pupil, and happily offered additional explanation.

He told me that if he saw a photograph he knew someone had paid for — sometimes a landscape, but usually an architectural shot — he would go to that same location. Then, using the existing photo as a guide, he would find the exact spot where the original photographer had placed his camera. He would choose a matching focal length, lock the camera to the tripod and take a photo. “When I did this,” he said, “my photos were every bit as good as the pro’s. That’s when I knew it was all a trick.”

“But what makes it a trick?” I asked.

“If you put the camera in the right place, then you get the best shot,” he said. “Once you do that, there’s no difference between your photo and the one they paid for. In fact, they should have just hired me.”

“But the person who took the original photo was the one who had to actually find the right location for the camera,” I replied — amazed I was attempting to make some sort of logical counter-argument to what I thought was his rather irrational one.

“What do you mean?” he asked. “I would put the camera where they put it.”

“Right,” I said. “But they were there first. They didn’t have someone else’s photo to guide them. Their photo was the one that showed you where to put your camera.”

My friend grew agitated by my ignorance. “That’s not the point,” he huffed. “When you learn that there’s only one place to put the camera and you put it there, then you realize there’s nothing to photography. That’s why I don’t do it any more. It’s too easy. There’s no challenge.”

Throughout the ensuing years, this conversation has had a lasting and haunting effect on me. How can anyone so thoroughly fail to distinguish creation from re-creation? And if there is one and only one perfect place to put a camera, then how do you convey different moods? And why does drone photography even exist? Did we all just simultaneously discover that earth-bound camera locations aren’t so “perfect” after all? And what if you take photos of subjects that aren’t static? Anyone can go and stand where Alfred Eisenstaedt stood in August of 1945 — but that doesn’t mean they’ll snag a photo of a sailor kissing a nurse. And what about lighting the scene? Are we to believe the pro architectural photographer used only ambient lighting? Or that two landscape photos would be identical no matter the season, time or weather?

Curiously, each time I reflect on this conversation — and I reflect on it often — I actually grow more forgiving of my long gone but ne’er forgotten friend. In fact, over the years, I’ve come to admire him. Unlike most people, he had obviously embarked on his photographic journey with a mission. He had an end game — to reach a point at which he felt that he was capable of taking a photograph indistinguishable from a professional’s. Once he’d done this, in his mind, he’d “solved” the ultimate photographic challenge. There was nothing else the medium held for him because he viewed photography as a purely technical pursuit.

But in my current, post-commercial guise as a thoughtful and personal photographer, knowing where to put the camera is rather low on my list of concerns — right along with focus, color, sharpness, dynamic range, fidelity and literalness. So how do I measure my progress? What exactly is my end game? There must be some fundamental need that drives me. Some question that, once answered, would cause me to dust off my hands and hang up my cameras for good.

Obviously, I’m on some sort of path — as meandering as it might be. So where does it lead? Pausing to survey my present position, I discovered familiar surroundings — tell-tale indications that every creative journey I’d ever taken, regardless of the actual media, had followed a similar course. The simple fact is, the better I get at doing something that I care about, the fewer the number of people who actually appreciate it. My favourite ULTRAsomething articles will inevitably be inversely proportional to the number of people who read them. Friends who once asked me to “play something” on a musical instrument eventually altered their requests to “play something people might like.” My own wife, who used to say “you’re the photographer, you take the photos” now uses her iPhone to take the photos herself — because, as she said, she “knows how to take pictures that people like.”

No matter what I do, my goal is always the same — to improve. But unlike many people who seek to improve through external guidance or approval, I look within — for ways to push beyond the trite and expected; for untapped thoughts and unexplored avenues. If someone is well and truly guided by personal vision, then what could be a greater indicator of success than achieving a vision so personal, so unique, that the creator — and only the creator — could actually appreciate it?

And thus, my ultimate goal became obvious: to one day take a photograph that I — and only I — admired.

Now it’s important to note that this is not the same thing as taking a photograph no one admires. That’s something we’re all capable of accomplishing on a regular basis. Rather, I’m hoping to reach that point where only one person in the entire world is enamoured with a particular photo — and that one person is me. In doing this, I will have achieved the ultimate expression of personal vision, and my journey can finally end.

Thankfully, I have demonstrable evidence of my declining popularity, and thus know I’m getting closer to the end each and every year. Alas, there are still some people who claim to like what I do — so the finish line remains somewhere beyond the horizon. But at least I’m no longer exploring photography willy-nilly and without direction. Like my old mentor, I now have an end game.


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

“One of Those Awkward Moments” and “A Poke In The Eye” were both shot with a Leica M Monochrom (Type 246), fronted with a Leica 21mm f/3.4 Super-Elmar-M lens. “Scramble!” was shot with a Widelux F7 panoramic film camera on Kodak Tri-X, exposed at ISO 400 and developed in HC-110 Dilution H.

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Categories : Musings
Posted by Egor 
· June 13, 2016 

Beaufort Force 2

Once upon a time I listened to music. And when I say “I listened to music,” I mean I really listened to music. It wasn’t relegated to playing virtual coxswain while I huffed and puffed on the rowing machine at the gym; it wasn’t employed as auditory amphetamine to combat drowsiness on a long drive, nor was it some artificial amigo that kept me company while I surfed the web or dined on a sandwich. Listening to music was a full-frontal commitment — an activity to which I would devote my complete and utmost attention. For the better part of my youth, I would mostly experience music at night. I think it was 1985 before I realized it was actually possible to play Dark Side of the Moon in the harsh light of day. Darkness added an extra (and necessary) element of sensory deprivation. I would sit motionless in a chair purchased for the very purpose of listening to music — my head in the sweet spot between two pulsating transducers and my thoughts tracing the sonic intricacies of the fractal-like patterns that would emerge from the most subtle of harmonic interplays. Like driftwood in the ocean, my mind would undulate with its ebbs and flows before hitching a ride on a reverb tail as it danced off into oblivion. Songs were hallucinogens — a means to enlightenment.

Perhaps it was the wholesale commoditization of music. Maybe it was the requisite demands that age and family place upon free time. Possibly it was the inevitable burnout of a life spent designing and developing music technology. Whatever the reason, it’s irrelevant. What mattered is that I stopped really listening to music. And when the listening stopped, so did my interest in writing and performing it. My creative passions shifted to photography, and music became just another sensory stimulant. I listened because it filled an auditory void. I performed it mostly as a sign of respect to my former self.

Honestly, I thought I was done with music — a belief amplified by the fact I didn’t even seem to miss it.

And then it all started to change.

The first change arrived a few years ago with the return of modular synthesis. Back in the day, a synthesizer was defined as a room-consuming stack of hefty boxes, each filled with numerous electronic modules sporting a myriad assortment of jacks, wires, knobs, switches, dials, lights and oscilloscopes. The purest such synthesizers were void of any familiar musical interface — no piano keyboard, no guitar fretboard, no trumpet valves. To play one, you wired a bunch of the modules together, turned some knobs, and let the whole monstrosity play itself. Not surprisingly, many modular synthesists were prone to wearing lab coats, rather than the more fashionable tie-dye and denim of the times.

As demand for these fledgling, otherworldly sounds grew, manufacturers recognized a market for a simpler sort of machine — one that didn’t require a moving van and a team of mad scientists to descend upon an artist’s recording session. They began to build smaller, rudimentary systems with only a few basic electronic components, which were soldered together behind a common front panel. It completely removed the notion of “modular” from the system, but assured that some semblance of semi-musical sound was likely to emerge when a customer turned a few knobs. They also added a piano keyboard to give traditional musicians and performers a point of entry into this brave new electronic world.

Sadly, as is always the case, “simple, easy and dumbed-down” proved to be the popular option, and by the mid-1970’s modular synthesizers were as dead as a mob informant with an Instagram addiction.

Modular synthesis, and the recordings created with it, were both at the very core of my early musical passions. Once I’d heard the sonic possibilities of herding electricity through a tangle of patch cables and complex circuitry, there could be no substitute. The sound of a modular was raw, pure, powerful, ephemeral and utterly unique. These instruments and their performers were what fuelled my youthful hunger for new sounds, new technologies and the avant-garde. They were the reason I embarked on a long career designing computer and electronic music products. Back in the 1970s, modular synthesis gleamed with all the hope and promise of the best science fiction. But like jet packs and flying cars, that future never materialized… until, over the past several years, an entirely new generation of engineers and musicians rediscovered modular’s untapped promise, ushered in its rebirth, and allowed me to fully re-engage with my most primal passions.

The second change arrived courtesy of photography. I had long realized that photography, like music, required focused immersion to reap its many benefits. The discovery of hidden patterns; the extraction of new realities and obtuse contexts — all were available to those who took the time to really look. But as it did with music, the whims and values of 21st century life demoted photography’s importance from “main coarse” to “garnish.” How could I get people to contemplate (much less look at) a collection of photos? Books were dead. Galleries were the domain of the few and privileged. The internet was the only viable means of democratic distribution, but it was also a place where photography played second fiddle to video, functioned as click bait, or served only as a background for cascading vomit rainbows.

As a means to an end, I created the idea of “vBooks,” which were essentially slideshows set to music. Unlike online galleries (which encourage viewers to pick and choose photos at random from a larger collection), vBooks took their cue from actual photo books — in which the sequencing of photos (as well as the number of photos on a page) worked to create a sort of narrative. By forcing viewers to see photos in a pre-defined order and at a calculated rate, I could use music (in place of graphic design) to provide emotional hints and pace the book. Naturally, to do this, I needed to start writing music again.

And so, for the past couple of years, I’ve been growing my modular synthesis system and creating more music for an increasing quantity of vBooks.

For awhile there was equilibrium — my musical and photographic outputs were locked in synchronization. But the balance has now tilted, and I find myself writing and producing more music than photos.

Which means I’ve reached a crossroads. I once wrote music to accompany photos. Should I now take photos to accompany music? If so, then how do I address the imbalance? If not, then how do I distribute the music? Albums are dead. iTunes sales are dying. Offering up songs to a streaming service is like whispering sweet nothings next to the roar of a jet engine. Besides, do people still listen to music? I mean really listen to music? Because the type of music I like to write is exactly the sort that’s best experienced loud, on premium speakers, in a task-specific chair, and in the absence of all daylight. Would anyone actually listen to a song that was meant for listening?

I had just finished recording Beaufort Force 2, and because I originally composed it as a free-standing piece, my first thought was to release it on the Internet as an MP3. But my only website with a measurable audience is the ULTRAsomething blog — well known for pontificating on photography, not music. Still, I wanted someone somewhere to hear it, so it needed to find a home on ULTRAsomething. This meant I needed to turn it into a vBook. But it would take me weeks to photograph, curate and edit enough images to convey the moody subtleties of the music. It seemed a particularly onerous task — particularly since I knew that darkness was probably the song’s best visual accompaniment.

So, clueless, I grabbed my Leica Monochrom and went for a stroll — hoping to stumble upon some sort of visual inspiration. But instead of finding inspiration, I found something better: a solution! It was staring at me right from the top of the camera — a big silver “M” button on its otherwise totally black top plate.

It occurred to me that in the 14 months I’d been shooting the Monochrom, I’d never once pushed this button. It is, of course, the “Movie” button — a button for recording videos, rather than still images. Video is a medium for which I had no previous inclination — but that was before I had the need to take a whole lotta photos in a very short amount of time. “Hmmm,” I thought. “If I push this M button, I’ll be able to take 24 photos in a single second. With that I’ll be able to fill 3 minutes of blank screen in no time!”

And so I did.

I still think the song works better in a dark room with big speakers and a comfortable chair — but it’s early days. And I’ve got a whole new/old passion to coerce into the 21st Century.


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE vBOOK:

The entire video was shot on a Leica M Monochrom (Type 246) during a single 30 minute walk along the north shore of False Creek in Vancouver. The opening shot used a 50mm f/1.5 Voigtlander Nokton lens. The remaining shots used a Leica 90mm f/2.8 Elmarit.

Eagle-eyed viewers will spot several things (and no, an “eagle” isn’t one of them). First, the shutter is way too fast, giving a strobe effect. If I do this again, I’m packing some neutral density filters in my bag so I can use a nice 1/125 shutter speed, rather than 1/1000s. Second, the sensor is dirty — turns out that removing dust spots from still images is simple, but removing them from video is a pain I don’t wish to endure. So, if I do this again, I’m cleaning my sensor before I leave the house. Third, resting a 90mm lens on your knee does not constitute adequate image stabilization. I knew I kept those old carbon fibre tripods for a reason…

Those with the hybrid hawk/eagle eyes will notice a fourth fact: much of this video is shown in ridiculously slow motion. You might think I did this because I was too lazy to capture enough video to fill 3 minutes of airtime. But you would be only 40% right. The main reasons I chose slow motion are 1) I wanted the lackadaisical pace of the video to match the music, and 2) I actually like the “individual frame” effect, since it sort of works like still photographs — the abbreviated movement giving you time to peruse the frame and absorb the music. Besides, if you don’t like it, you can always close your eyes (thus giving the original, intended listening effect).

One good thing I discovered after hitting the “M” button: I have no more inclination to take high fidelity video than I have for taking high fidelity stills. At least I’m consistent.

The music was, of course, 90% generated by my modular synth, with all tones, rhythms and timbres derived through intricate patching in which modules self-modulate and control voltages feed back into themselves. Conversely, the disturbingly sparse piano track was performed with actual fingers on one of those more traditional keyboard things. As always, Ableton Live served as the recording medium, and Final Cut Pro X as the video editor.

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Categories : Photo Techniques, vBook
Posted by Egor 
· June 2, 2016 

Spelunking Lightroom

Several times a year, I’ll don my helmut & headlamp, strap on the old leather harness, grab some ropes and carabiners, and rappel into the deep, dark archives of my photographic back catalog. There’s a treasure trove of material down there, just begging to be unearthed.

Lightroom makes these expeditions exceedingly effortless — as long as you’re clever enough to leave a trail of breadcrumbs each time you launch the program. My own breadcrumb trail — comprised of a carefully considered (though simple) keyword strategy and an intricately devised collection of flags, labels and stars — took nearly four years to construct, and I’ve been following it slavishly since 2010.

This article has very little to do with the art of photography and everything to do with the technical aspects of workflow and file management. As such, it’s really more of a “nerdicle” than an “article.” Fans of linguistic brevity might want to give this one a pass — but for anyone looking to improve their Lightroom cataloging, databasing and tagging methods, it might just be worth enduring all these words.

Overview of the ULTRAsomething Strategy

Most photographers tend to think of Lightroom as a raw processor and photo editing application. Which it is — but it’s also a powerful, configurable, photography-specific database program. And like most good database programs, it’s only as effective as the amount of work you put into designing and maintaining that database. As is usually the case, there’s a fine line between creating a database with too much data, and one with too little.

I started using Lightroom 10-years ago, early in its year-long extended beta development period. From 2006 – 2009, I designed, re-designed, and re-re-designed my databasing tactics dozens of times — constantly assessing exactly what worked and what didn’t. Some techniques proved too burdensome to maintain. Others were too confusing, not robust enough, or too inflexible to support different photographic directions. By early 2010, I’d finally perfected my cataloguing method, which I then applied retroactively to the entire database. I’ve adhered to it ever since.

For those photographers still struggling to find a cataloguing system that works for them, I’ll offer a glimpse into mine. Like most systems, it seems complicated when relegated to print. But when put to actual use, it’s so simple and un-intrusive that it’s nearly invisible. As with any database, success requires strict adherence to a set of cataloging rules. Below is a brief outline of the ULTRAsomething system components, each of which I’ll expand upon later in the nerdicle.

Folder Organization

After trying all sorts of seemingly more beneficial folder hierarchies (such as grouping photos into location, subject or event-themed folders), I settled on the simplest and most consistent one imaginable: the calendar. Every photo I take gets filed into a folder that corresponds to the month it was shot. 12 monthly folders are filed in a yearly folder. 10 yearly photos are filed in a decade folder.

Before photos are filed into their permanent storage folders, they’re kept in a special holding folder, which I unimaginatively call “Unfiled.” This is the destination folder for everything that gets imported into Lightroom, and is where all photos sit until properly tagged with all the requisite metadata.

Location Tags

I don’t use any GPS location aids, so I don’t record exact coordinates or specific addresses for my photos. Instead, my location tagging technique involves simply filling in the Sublocation, City, State/Province and Country fields for every single photo.

Keywording

Keywording is the most tedious part of the entire cataloging process, which is why I personally use a rather limited number of them. It’s essential to establish a definitive set of all possible keywords and then stick to it. A shorter keyword list means having less granularity when it’s time to search your library, but there are two substantial benefits: 1) It’s less onerous to tag photos with keywords when there are fewer words to select from (meaning you’re more likely to actually do it), and 2) when searching your library in the future, there is less ambiguity over which keywords you might or might not have used.

90% of my photos draw from the same subset of 50 keywords. Having only 50 commonly-used keywords makes the tagging process quite painless — particularly since I committed these words to memory years ago. Yet there’s still enough granularity that I’m able to quickly find specific photos — particularly when I add additional metadata fields to the search.

Flags

This is basically the only totally arbitrary value judgement to which I subject my photos. Using the P, X and U keys, I rate every photo as “good” (P), “Bad” (X), or “mediocre” (U). Flagging photos is a continuous process — it’s something I do when I view a photo for the first time, and it’s something I do with every subsequent viewing — for eternity. It’s essential that I constantly evaluate photos, because my own opinion of a photo’s merit changes over time. At least, I hope it does. Because without change, there can be no growth…

Star-ratings

I don’t believe it’s possible to consistently grade the relative merits of one “good” photograph in comparison to other “good” photographs. So, although Adobe likely intended the star-rating tag as a way for users to grade their photos, I don’t actually use it for this purpose. Instead, I use the star-ratings to indicate a photo’s work-progress and/or publication status. As such, I only begin applying stars to photos once I’ve started to edit my photos, and only if I think a photo might be on the path to publication.

Color Labels

Like star-ratings, I also use these as status indicators, with different colors indicating different gates through which a photo has passed. Combined with star-ratings and flags, color labels let me create detailed and accurate searches without ever having to resort to making relative “value” judgements about photos.

Smart Collections

With every photo in my library tagged with the metadata mentioned above, I make judicious use of Lightroom’s Smart Collections to arrange photos in all manner of useful groupings. For example, I can create a smart collection that says “show me all the photos I’ve taken in the last year that are on the road to possible publication but that haven’t yet been published.” Or I can say “show me all the abstract photos I took in 2011 that I flagged as “good,” but that haven’t yet been edited in any way.”

The remainder of this nerdicle will discuss each of these tactics in more detail. Anyone who’s struggling with an efficient way to organize their Lightroom catalogs might find value in studying my methods. Even if all my techniques don’t specifically apply to what you need to accomplish, you just might glean some new ideas or methods that you can adapt to your own system.

Folder Organization

Every digital photo is stored in a folder named for the month it was shot.

For example, a photo taken in June 2012 gets stored in a folder named “2012.06” along with every other photo shot that month. That folder (along with folders for the remaining eleven months) are stored in a year folder, named “2012.” Every yearly photo from 2010 through 2019 is stored in a decade folder, named “201x.”

There are generally only three exceptions to this rule:

1) Every year has a thirteenth folder, which is named “Unfiled.” This is the destination folder for everything that gets imported into Lightroom. It’s where every digital photo sits until it’s been keyworded, flagged, geotagged, and put away into its proper monthly folder.

2) The only exception to the “group by month” rule occurs when I shoot an assignment, in which case I create one or more client-specific folders. For example, if a client wants me to shoot an event, these photos will all go into an event-specific folder. When the event is over and the client is satisfied, I’ll export the entire folder (and its photos) as a stand-alone catalog and remove it from my master Lightroom catalog. My Lightroom catalog is for my photos — not a client’s.

3) Film photos are organized somewhat differently. Because I have film loaded into so many cameras at any one time, I rarely have any idea when any particular photo was actually taken. So, instead, I group scans from each film roll into their own folder, which I then group by month developed, rather than by month shot.

My choice to separate photos into monthly folders is based solely on the quantity I shoot. When I first built my Lightroom catalogs, I divided each year into four quarters (Jan-Mar, Apr-Jun, etc.). Ultimately, I realized each folder contained too many photos for me to visually digest, so I switched to a monthly grouping. Were I to suddenly start taking massive quantities of photos (which I hope never happens), I’d probably adopt a weekly folder structure in its place.

Some photographers prefer using folders to group photographs by event or by place. For example, some people might have folders for “Buster’s Birthday Party,” “Iowa Vacation” or “Donny & Marie Tribute Concert.” This has not worked for me, as it tends to overlay an unnecessarily arbitrary filing system over top of a better and more detailed version that already exists courtesy of the metadata. What if you vacation in Iowa more than once? Which Iowa vacation folder are you looking for? What if you go to several Donny & Marie tribute concerts? What if you attend a Donny & Marie tribute concert while vacationing in Iowa? In my experience, these are all questions that are best left to the metadata and not one’s filing structure.

Location Tags

Within a week of importing photos, I tag them with basic location data. Specifically, I fill in the fields for country, state/province, city, and sublocation.

None of my cameras have built-in GPS, nor do I bother using an external geo-tracker running in time-sync with the camera. I simply go by memory — which is precisely why this process needs to be completed ASAP. It’s easy for me to remember exactly where I took every photograph this past week, but nigh impossible to remember where I shot last week. Also, since each day’s photos were often shot at only one or two locations, it’s relatively simple to shift-click all the related photos, and apply the same geotag to all of them at once.

Because I’m not shooting for National Geographic and also because I tend to abhor “vacation” photos, location data is rarely a defining characteristic in my own photos. However, when searching for specific photos, I do have a tendency to remember exactly where I was when I shot it — so having this data available and searchable means it’s much easier for me to find a particular photo in the future.

Keywords

I usually don’t add keywords until I move a photo from my “Unfiled” folder into its permanent monthly storage folder. Moving a photo to its proper place is a deliberate, one-time act — much like keywording. So I like to combine the two actions.

The whole keyword process is a slippery slope, and requires a lot of forethought and fine-tuning to get just right. If your list of possible keywords is too long and detailed, then keywording a photo becomes prohibitively oppressive. If your list of possible keywords is too short, then it can be difficult to find exactly what you’re looking for at some future date.

Unless you’re shooting for stock (does anyone still do that?) or a specific client, then each photographer should create his or her own custom list of possible keywords. And then stick to it. Religiously. My list cannot and should not be your list. Keywords exist to help you find your photos. My keywords won’t help you do that.

My own keyword list is somewhat sparse compared to convention. Basically, if I’m looking for a needle in a haystack, my keywords won’t pinpoint exactly where that needle is. But my keywords will point to a small section of that haystack where, with a tiny bit of manual searching, I will soon uncover that needle.

Obviously, subjects that appeal to me have a more nuanced list of possible keywords than subjects that don’t. For example, let’s look at the subject of birds. If I snap a photo of a bird, then I have exactly one keyword in my standard list to describe it — “bird.” It doesn’t matter if it’s an owl or a finch or a cormorant or a swallow — I’m tagging it with “bird.” It would be pointless for me to increase the granularity of my ornithology keywords because I’m neither an ornithologist nor a bird photographer. If I take a photo of a bird, the fact that it’s a bird is probably all that matters to me. So why spend all that extra time identifying and maintaining a list of bird species? 15 years from now, if I inexplicably need a photo of a kingfisher, then it’ll probably take me an extra minute or two to cull through my bird photos to find it. But for me — a most un-natural photographer — the amount of time I save by using only a single keyword to describe any bird will greatly surpass whatever I might have to spend searching for something in the future.

Wildlife photographers might scoff at such shiftlessness, but consider this: While my keyword list is woefully lacking in ornithological keywords, it does contain numerous keywords to describe different attributes of “abstract” photographs. And what I consider to be an “abstract” photo is what the average wildlife photographer would call a “reject.”

So the point is, we all have different photographic tendencies and requirements. And it’s up to each of us to decide the level of coarseness we need when setting up a keyword list. Basically, if you find yourself spending too much time and effort keywording each photo, then you’ve got too many keywords in your master list. Conversely, if you often have trouble locating photos of a particular type, then your master list probably doesn’t have enough keywords (or perhaps not the right keywords).

ULTRAsomething’s master keyword list contains fewer than 200 keywords (see note 1), of which only about 50 are required to describe 90% of my photos. As I’ve mentioned, this provides enough detail that a keyword search points me to the right section of the haystack without specifying exactly where the needle is. When combined with searches on additional metadata fields, I rarely need to spend more than a minute before I find that needle — and my Lightroom photo library goes back several decades!

(Note 1: I have an additional set of 100 keywords that are related solely to the technical aspects of film photography — words that enable me to identify film types, developers, agitation techniques, and all those sorts of things (lens, camera model, ISO speed) that would normally be embedded in a digital camera’s EXIF file, but that I must add manually to a scanned film photograph.)

Flags, Colors & Stars: A Comparison

Most photographers treat flags, color labels and star-ratings as if they were three different means to the same end: grading the relative “quality” of each photo.

  • Flags: This is the simplest method of grading photos. With Lightroom, you can assign every photo a white flag (good), a black flag (bad) or no flag at all (neither good nor bad). Some may find this lack of nuance liberating; others may find it limiting.
  • Star-Ratings: Many photographers like to assign star-ratings (from 0-stars to 5-stars) to their photos. When used in conjunction with flags, star-ratings allow you to subdivide your “good” photos into six levels of “goodness.”
  • Color Labels: Photographers often use color labels — which provide a similar level of granularity to star ratings — to further gradate, rate and distinguish their photos from one another.

Similar to my keywording strategy, I tend to deviate from “normal” practice when it comes to using flags, colors and stars.

Specifically, I do not believe it’s possible to consistently grade each and every photo, nor is it possible to assess their relative value against one another. What strikes me as a “2-star” photo on Tuesday might seem more like a “3-star” on Saturday.

A similar problem with rating and ranking photos, is that we tend to grade our photos on a curve. For example, I might take a bunch of photos I think are 5-star. Tomorrow, I might take some photos that are even better! But Lightroom doesn’t have a 6-star option, so I’m forced to also rate the new photos as 5-star, even though I think they’re better. Maybe I’ll go back and demote the old 5-star photos to 4-star. Maybe I won’t. But if I do decide to downgrade some old 5-star photos, will I then go through my entire library and see if all the other 5-star photos need downgraded? And am I then going to see if the newly-downgraded 4-star photos are now better than those previously designated as 4-star? And do some of those previous 4’s need to be downgraded to 3’s? It’s a process that never ends. Within a year, you’ll inevitably have 1-star photos that should be 3-stars; 4-star photos that should be 2-stars; and 5’s that are not really better than many of your 2’s.

All that time spent grading photos; all that struggling over how they rank amongst one another… and for what? In the end, all you can say for sure is, “if a photo has any stars at all, then it’s probably a keeper.” At this point, you realize you could have just used flags, saved yourself a ton of time, and achieved the same result.

Now, because I said it’s impossible for me to grade photos with any granularity, you probably assume I use only flags, and don’t bother with color labels or star-ratings. You would assume wrong. In fact, I use all three methodologies to tag every single photo — and the reason I do this is not to increase granularity, but to compensate for the lack of it. Because I find it impossible to categorize a photo beyond the level of good, bad or mediocre (using flags), I use star ratings and color labels as status indicators, rather than value judgements.

What follows is a detailed description of how I use flags, colors and stars.

Flags

Flags are my most basic tagging technique. Every photo offers three choices:

  • Good — “P” key (white flag)
  • Bad — “X” key (black flag)
  • Mediocre — no key (no flag). Note that the “U” key can be used to remove a “Good” or “Bad” flag from a previously tagged photo.

Any photo deemed worthy of “possible future exploration” gets a Good flag. Any photo not worthy of the hard drive space it occupies gets a Bad flag. Every mediocre photo (which is the vast majority of them) gets kept, but has no flag at all.

Because all new photos arrive in the Unfiled folder, and because I see the contents of this folder every single day, my flagging process is dynamic. I am constantly looking through this folder — analyzing it, absorbing it. Consequently, it’s not uncommon for me to reclassify bad photos as mediocre. Sometime mediocre gets promoted to good, and sometimes good gets demoted to mediocre. A photo will fly many different flags while it gestates in the Unfiled folder.

Note that I never actually delete a bad photo until its time to move photos to their permanent monthly storage folders. In general, a photo has to be pretty darn awful to get deleted — mostly because I’ve learned that whatever judgment I possess today might not match what I possess in the future.

Flagging is neither a chore nor a task — it’s simply something that happens thoughtlessly and automatically. Any time I look at a photo, I have an immediate response to it — it’s either good (P), bad (X) or mediocre (U). My fingers are constantly pressing one of these three keys every time I view a photo. It’s an automatic process.

Color Labels

I use color labels for certain very distinct (but ultimately unrelated) purposes. They’re essential for helping me find specific photos and for creating Smart Collections.

  • Blue: Any time I edit a photo outside Lightroom (such as with Photoshop or a processing plugin), I apply a blue label to the edited photo, then group it with the original, uncolored RAW file in Lightroom. This allows me to quickly scan a collection and see which photos have had “outside” edits. Blue photos might eventually get tagged with a different color as their status changes, but blue is the first (and most basic) color label I apply.
  • Red: Any time I publish a photo (blog, vBook, etc), I assign a red label to the published version.
  • Yellow: Any time I publish a photo, I re-label all its preliminary edits with a yellow label. Usually, every published photo has several variations — editing “stages” that the photo endured between capture and publication. For example, my library might contain 4 or 5 versions of a single published film photo. One version might be the initial raw scan, while the second one might be that same scan after removing the dust and repairing the scratches in Photoshop. A third version might contain basic contrast adjustments, plus some dodging and burning. The fourth version might be the one I used for posting on the web, while a fifth version might contain one that’s been modified for printing. Yellow photos are always subservient to Red photos, meaning no photo will get a yellow label until some version of it has been published — at which point I’ll label the published version as red, and all grouped sub-versions as “yellow.”
  • Purple: I use the purple label to tag my favorite photos of family and friends. These are the ones that get uploaded to Dropbox and saved to thumb drives — they’re important to me. Because these photos are rarely published (but are of equal or greater importance than the usual ULTRAsomething oeuvre), I need something other than flags or stars to indicate which are my favorites. That way my “personal” world doesn’t have to intersect with my “ULTRAsomething” world.
  • Green: Like the purple photos, green is used to tag photos that have meaning only to me, but have no publication or business potential.
  • No Color: Every photo starts its life without a color label, and most will rot in a monthly folder for all eternity without ever having one applied.

Rating

I use star-ratings as status indicators. Specifically:

  • 1-Star: This means a photo is undergoing editing and, with further work, may one day be worthy of publishing.
    This is not the same as the Blue label. Blue labels indicate that a photo has been processed through an external app — but just because a photo has gone through Photoshop, that doesn’t mean I currently consider it worthy of additional work or potential publication. So a photo can be “blue” but have no stars.
    Nor is this the same as a white-flagged “good” photo. Flags are applied fairly liberally. If a photo interests me in any way, it gets flagged as “good,” but not every flagged photo is worthy of continuing effort. For example, I may shoot a subject from various angles, and ultimately flag three different versions as “good.” Odds are, however, that I’m only going to start editing one of those three picks — and the one I’ve chosen to edit is the one to which I give one star.
  • 2-Stars: Two stars are for photos that I’ve worked on that are now finished and are good enough to publish, but that haven’t yet been published. Perhaps they’ll be published one day. Perhaps they won’t.
  • 3-Stars: Three stars are for published photos. At first glance, this is the same as applying a Red label, since a photo needs to be published in order to get a third star and obtain a red label. However, there are 4-star and 5-star photos to consider…
  • 4-Stars & 5-Stars: These are reserved for future designation. Currently, any photo that gets published gets a red label and 3-stars. But there are varying degrees of publication — Basically, if something gets published by ULTRAsomething (either via the website, a book, or a vBook), I consider it “published,” and thus a 3-star photo. But what if I end up getting my own show at the Museum of Modern Art? Or Steidl wants to make a book? Any such photos would surely supersede the value of those that had appeared only in an ULTRAsomething-based publication, and would thus get a higher star rating (while maintaining the red, “published” color). Unlikely? Probably. But what’s the point of all this photography without a few lofty goals to help drive me? Might as well build room for those goals into my system…

Searching the Catalog

The advantage of using so much metadata is that it’s easy to apply all sorts of nested boolean searches that would be difficult (if not impossible) were I to use only a few different data fields.

By standardizing what goes in each metadata field (and limiting the amount of data available to that field), I’m able to tag photos effortlessly, while maintaining the ability to search my library every which way I need.

And searching is, obviously, the entire point of maintaining a database in the first place. You may have 100,000 photos on your hard drive, spanning 25 years — but without a method to find the ones you want to see, you might as well not have any photos.

Lightroom lets you easily filter and sort your photo library in all manner of ways. Sometimes your need to find a particular photo is a one-time thing — “Show me all those photos I took of dogs at that Yaletown agility show in 2006.” Other times, you might need to filter and sort your library the same way again and again — “Show me all the photos I’ve taken in the last year that are on the road to possible publication, but that I haven’t yet published or finished editing.”

It’s this latter requirement — these sorting techniques that I tend to apply daily — that require extensive use of Adobe’s Smart Collections feature. Smart Collections let me create complex, nested boolean search and filtering algorithms, and then save those algorithms as a preset. Because of this feature, I’m never more than one-click away from seeing every flagged photo from 2011 that hasn’t yet been edited; or seeing every photo that I published in 2010; or… well… you get the idea.

Recap

Because I’ve adhered to this exact same methodology since 2010 (and because I eventually revamped all the earlier photos to conform to these techniques), it’s a system that’s thoroughly ingrained in my photography process. To recap, here’s what happens throughout the life of an ULTRAsomething photograph:

  • Import photos into the Unfiled folder.
  • Within a week, geotag them, and flag them as “good,” “bad” or “mediocre.”
  • Every day, when new photos get added, look through all the other photos temporarily housed in the Unfiled folder, and re-flag them as necessary.
  • After a photo has been in the unfiled folder for a month or two, add some keywords to it and move it to its proper monthly storage folder.
  • Whenever a photo gets edited in an external application (like Photoshop or a plugin), apply a blue label to it and group it with the original raw file.
  • Whenever a photo gets edited (either within Lightroom or with an external editor) and that photo seems destined to possible publication, assign it 1-star.
  • After completing any and all post-processing, any photo deemed “publication worthy” (but that hasn’t yet been published), gets assigned a 2-star rating.
  • When a photo gets published, assign it 3-stars, and label it red. Group any preliminary edits or alternate versions with the published photo and label them all yellow.
  • Check my email to see if Gerhard Steidl, or anyone from MoMa or the Tate Modern has contacted me. If so, get ready to finally use those 4- and 5-star ratings.
  • Remember that I have personal photos too. Be sure to tag any particularly good photos of family and friends with a purple label, and to tag any other subjectively important photos (personal documents? insurance photos?) with a green label. Don’t forget to export these as JPEGS so they can be backed up to thumb drives and uploaded to Dropbox.

Every time I open my Lightroom catalog, one or more of the previous steps needs to be performed. The process is simple, unvarying, and ceaseless. I consider it the equivalent of brushing my teeth — it’s something one does because it’s necessary, and because of this, I never give it a second thought.

I know this has been a particularly long and wordy nerdicle, and I would normally feel compelled to apologize for boring everyone silly. However, in this particular case, I suspect anyone who fell victim to ennui has long-stopped reading, and would thus not make it to the apology paragraph.

For those of you who did make it to the end, I suspect one of two things: either 1) you actually derived some useful information from it all (which is, of course, my sole reason for writing it), or 2) some sense of loyalty compelled you to read it, even though it didn’t apply to you (which means, as always, I owe you a massive “thank you” for indulging me).


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

”Light Spelunking” provides irrefutable evidence that any photo — no matter how bad it might be — is “publishable” if you have a strong enough reason to do so. This particular shot was taken over ten years ago with a Canon PowerShot S400 — a camera that was already hopelessly outdated by 2006. So why use it? Well, would you take one of your good cameras on a five hour cave descent that included having to rappel down a 7-story underground waterfall? Exactly. One must forgive the total lack of satisfying composition — photography in a cave involves pointing your camera at where you think your wife might be, then warning her to not look down, lest the flash might blind her.

”Insurance Policy” was photographed with a Leica M8 and a 28mm Summicron lens. It’s published here, not because it’s a great photo, but because it makes a point. As an exercise, I decided to empty my mind and think of a photo that I’d never published, and hadn’t seen in a very long time. Immediately I thought of a photo I’d taken of a fire hydrant wearing a motorcycle helmut. I remember this photo because, when I first saw it, I thought “Gee… that could have been so much better. I need to spend more time exploring alternate angles when I have the opportunity.” I’m rather certain I haven’t looked at this photo since then, so I figured it would be an ideal candidate for testing the effectiveness of my cataloging methods. How long would it take me to actually find this photo in my massive Lightroom library? I didn’t have much to go on. I remembered it was shot in Yaletown and… well… that was about all. I had no recollection which camera I might have used, nor could I remember exactly when it was taken — though I assumed it would have been at least 5 years ago. Because I have an immutable keyword strategy, I thought about how I would keyword this photo today, knowing I would have keyworded it exactly the same way back then. So I fired up Lightroom’s search filter and went to work. First, I went with my hunch that it was taken sometime prior to 2010. So I decided to first search only the contents of my 200x decade folder (which includes every photo taken between Jan 1, 2000 and Dec 31, 2009). I next told Lightroom to display only those photos shot in Yaletown, and I then started typing the keywords I would normally use to describe such a photo. By the time I’d finished typing the first keyword, my list of possibilities was down to only about a dozen images. I spotted the desired fire hydrant photo immediately. So how long did it take to find this needle in the haystack? Less than 10 seconds!

“Keywording Conundrum” was shot with a Leica M Monochrom (Type 246) and an undocumented (and un-remembered) lens. “Pre Google” was also shot with a Leica M Monochrom (Type 246), though the lens is now known: a 28mm Summicron. Both are obviously included for their vaguely relevant illustrative purposes.

“Polarity” was shot with a Ricoh GR, and has no illustrative purpose whatsoever. It was just one of those 2-star photos that I was looking for an excuse to publish…

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Categories : Photo Techniques
Tags : Adobe Lightroom tutorial, photography cataloging, photography keywording
Posted by Egor 
· May 1, 2016 

A Space for Hurdy-Gurdies

Once every 13 years I get an irrepressible itch to partake in some fisheye photography. The reason for this remains a total mystery, as does any explanation for why the pattern coincides with the mating cycle of a particular brood of cicadas.

In the past, scratching this itch has meant purchasing a fisheye lens, mounting it to my system camera du jour, and bathing in the metaphorical calamine lotion of extensive hemispherical visual experimentation. Within several months, I’d inevitably tire of the fisheye look, and would exile the lens to my drawer of shame. There it would sit until a subsequent Craigslist gear cull would erase all evidence of its previous existence.

So when fresh signs of fisheye rash began to appear a few months ago, I did the inevitable: I started researching fisheye lenses for my micro four-thirds system. I considered everything from a $250 Rokinon to Olympus’ $1000 M.ZUIKO PRO — weighing the pros, cons, costs and resale potential of each.

I was on a march to destiny that could not be stopped — until, that is, I spotted a “50% Off” sign hanging above a table at a local art store. On that table sat a Lomography Fisheye One film camera. “How wonderful!” I thought, “A fisheye lens and another film camera — two things I don’t need, combined into a single product!” I immediately went to work concocting a plan to justify its purchase.

bERt

It’s now been several years since bERt, an industrious working-class neuron from the west side of my frontal lobe, inventoried my collection of film cameras and recognized that the sum exceeded all measures of sanity and sense. Acting swiftly and decisively, bERt devised a corrective strategy built upon a stringent regiment of discipline and austerity.

But a split second before he could submit his proposal to the prefrontal cortex, bERt was beaten to a pulp by a roving gang of bad-ass limbic system neurons, who were hopped up on Rodinal and Hell-bent on scoring an early 1960’s half-frame Olympus Pen from an acquaintance in Portland.

Since that fateful day, no neuron has ever again dared to propose a moratorium on the acquisition of film cameras. Instead, they now work together as a network, and have ushered in a new era of diplomacy and compromise. The process works as follows: if the limbic system wants another film camera and can actually find some clever and creative way to justify its acquisition, then the prefrontal cortex will allow it.

This system keeps the limbic neurons focused on the task of validating their inexhaustible desire for film cameras. It’s a mission so all-encompassing that it limits their time and inclination to seek additional pleasures — pleasures that could easily eclipse the relatively benign side effects of film fetishism, and plunge the mind into an asylum of insatiable excess. In this context, a few too many film cameras appears a rather small sacrifice to make for the sake of overall mental stability.

Which brings us back to the subject of the Lomography Fisheye One. As camera justifications go, this one was particularly easy for the limbic gang to pull off.

For one thing, I now have so many film cameras that the addition of one (or two, or three) has become statistically insignificant, making it rather easy for them to slip past the prefrontal cortex while it’s focused on more pressing matters. Second, this particular film camera was ridiculously cheap. After watching it sit on the “50% Off” table for a month, I waited until the final day of the sale, then offered to take it off the retailer’s hands at a 75% discount. They bit. So for less than the price of the three rolls of film I would eventually spool through it, the little Fisheye was mine.

In Use

If you’re hoping for a review of the Lomography Fisheye One, you’ve come to the wrong place. Anyone who’s ever used a Lomography camera knows to set their expectations subterraneously low. Though with this particular camera, you might want to rent a backhoe.

The Fisheye One is more toy than camera — a cheaply constructed, one-trick donkey that’s inherently incapable of any semblance of fidelity. It sports a black plastic body with a white faux-leather wrap and a matching white lens barrel, which gives it a certain baby panda aesthetic. Those who want something even more ridiculously adorned may opt for a “Hello Kitty” version, which Lomography also sells.

The camera sports a plastic lens element, with focus fixed to a single immutable distance. It has exactly one shutter speed (1/100s) and exactly one aperture setting (f/8). If you need a different exposure, you’ll need to load a different film stock into the camera. Fortunately, it does possess a built-in flash for those myriad situations in which 1/100s at f/8 would result in serious underexposure. But personally, I only used it twice — preferring to simply accept any underexposure as an incubator for maximizing some truly gnarly grain.

The lens is the circular fisheye variety rather than the more popular full-frame type. Most “real” photographers shy away from circular fisheyes since they leave so much imaging surface unused. But frankly, anyone shooting with a Lomography Fisheye One has already made the supreme fidelity sacrifice.

Double exposures are easily achieved — just rewind the film a crank or two and shoot it again. A much harder (if not impossible) task is to precisely align the exposures. Since there’s no way to measure exactly how much film you’re rewinding, subsequent shots will result in misaligned circles — creating an entirely different look that resembles overlapping streams of consciousness more than individual snapshots of time.

In spite of its numerous limitations (or perhaps because of them), the Lomography Fisheye One has enabled my most satisfying foray into fisheye photography to date. And while I have, as always, wearied of the fisheye look for another 13 years, I do have plans to repurpose the camera into a “streams of consciousness” machine as mentioned previously.

So here’s to you bERt the neuron. Were it not for your demise, I would have been forced to choose between the mundanity of functional sanity or a cabinet full of film cameras. Instead, I’ve miraculously managed to have both.


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS, MUSIC & vBOOK:

Those wondering about the title need only realize that hurdy-gurdies are a metaphor for film cameras. Long replaced by so-called superior technologies, the hurdy-gurdy is all but forgotten in modern music, whether it be pop, rock, hip hop, electronica, jazz or classical. But the hurdy-gurdy exudes character and attitude. Honestly, it’s one of my favourite instruments of all time. And for that reason, it deserves space in my own music.

As you would expect, all the photos in the vBook were shot with a Lomography Fisheye One camera, though I did use two different 400 speed film stocks in the process (Tri-X and expired HP5+) along with two different developers (Rodinal 1:50 and HC–110 dilution H)

The mood of the soundtrack is a purposeful mishmash. First, I wrote the requisite hurdy-gurdy part (which, due to local noise ordinances, I was forced to perform using a virtual Hurdy Gurdy from a company called Rhythmic Robot). I then punctuated the fisheye’s innate distortions with psychedelic underpinnings from a pre-production Intellijel Rainmaker 16-tap stereo spectral rhythm delay and comb resonator eurorack module — which I just happened to be beta testing for the company. Because of the utter cheesiness of the Lomography Fisheye One (and fisheye photos, in general), I next decided to tacky it up with some up-tempo, funkier bits using several software synths, including Spectrasonic’s Omnisphere 2 and U-He’s Diva (which I opted to record at toxically overdriven levels). Finally, I used Ableton Live to assemble the various elements into a somewhat cyclical pattern for reasons that, I believe, are quite obvious. The final song was mastered in Izotope’s Ozone 7 and the video was assembled and edited in Apple’s Final Cut Pro X.

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Posted by Egor 
· April 1, 2016 

Pick (a) Pocket: The Minolta TC-1

Minolta unveiled the TC‑1 compact 35mm camera back in 1996. It garnered a few “oohs” and a handful of “ahhs” amongst the camera cognoscenti, but it elicited little more than a shrug from the nescient, pre‑ULTRA Egor. I remember having only two thoughts upon its release: 1) “why would anyone want to set aperture with a sliding switch?” and 2) “who would buy a premium point‑and‑shoot film camera when digital will render it obsolete within the next couple of years?”

Flash forward twenty years and here I am — definitely older, ostensibly wiser, and the proud owner of a Minolta TC‑1. In the interim, I have transformed into a rather strong proponent of “obsolete” film cameras — a curious turn of events for someone who was so rabidly pro-digital in the late 1990’s. If it weren’t for my stubborn refusal to accept the wonders of a sliding aperture switch, there would be no hint of my former self in today’s incarnation.

The TC‑1 re-entered my gravitational field quite unexpectedly last November when, in a small camera shop on the east side of Shinjuku, I spotted one sharing a display case with several old Nikons and Leicas. It was homely enough to be endearing, and appeared to be even smaller than my Rollei 35T. But the camera’s most captivating feature was the little bit of text beneath its lens: “Minolta G‑Rokkor 28mm 1:3.5.”

I knew Minolta had once manufactured a Leica M‑mount version of this lens — now so rare and thus so expensive that it’s oft-rumoured to be the only lens suitable for photographing unicorns. So I whipped out my iPhone, launched my English-to-Japanese translator app, and clumsily communicated to the shopkeeper that I would like to examine the TC‑1. He opened the case and handed me the camera. It slid effortlessly into my palm, and had I been blessed with metallic robot hands, its presence would be nearly imperceptible to anyone in my proximity. It was quiet, solid, simple and yet fully featured. Miraculously, I handed it back to the shopkeeper and exited the store without extracting a credit card.

For the next several days, I couldn’t help worrying about that poor little camera: unused, unloved and surrounded by all those big, bad, bully cameras. Every evening, prior to retiring for the night, I’d do a bit of TC‑1 research — trying to convince myself I didn’t want to adopt it. But after a week, I caved.

Mechanical Impressions

This will be neither a thorough nor complete review of the Minolta TC‑1. Hamish Gill has recently discussed this camera extensively, and I recommend his article to anyone who wishes to learn more. It eloquently mirrors many of my own thoughts and experiences, which means I can be lazy and simply point my readers to his site. Another mix of details and enthusiasm can be found in Bellamy Hunt’s mini-review from 2011.

Instead, I’ll take a more random approach to my impressions and opinions — some of which may corroborate Hamish and Bellamy’s findings, and some of which are unique to my requirements and experiences. So let me begin by reiterating what others have said before me: the TC‑1 is a quirky camera. There’s simply no way to make a pro-grade, full-frame 35mm camera this small and not be forced to engineer a few oddities.

In the case of my old Rollei 35T, those oddities are numerous, varied and glaringly obvious. Eccentricities abound, such as placing the film transport lever under the left thumb, while positioning both the film counter and the hotshoe on the bottom of the camera. Obviously, building a 35mm film camera slightly larger than a deck of playing cards required the elimination of convention, which is why the Rollei 35’s irregularities actually increase its functionality and appeal.

So what about the Minolta TC‑1 — a full frame 35mm camera that’s surprisingly even more compact than the Rollei? Minolta released the TC‑1 a full 30 years after the Rollei 35, so most of the requisite gears and levers have been supplanted with electronic circuitry. For this reason, the peculiarities are not as blatantly obvious until you turn on the camera. Doing so causes a door to slide open, from which a freakishly unconventional rectangular-ish lens barrel and switch arrangement extends — protruding a mere 7mm from the front surface. This appendage’s quirkiness stems from the fact that the TC‑1’s aperture is not set by rotating a ring to open and close a set of blades. Instead, the aperture is set by a sliding switch — where each switch position causes a washer with a different size opening to drop down inside the lens. Apparently, back in the day, Minolta touted this perfectly circular aperture as a “feature” that would provide creamy, smooth defocusing in shots with limited depth of field. But here’s the thing: this is a 28mm lens with a maximum aperture of f/3.5. Shallow depth-of-field is not really at the top of this camera’s bag‑o‑tricks.

Apparently, this unique design has caused some cameras to experience reliability issues over time. Hamish reports that his first TC‑1 had a problem with light leaks (apparently due to non-perfect alignment of those little aperture disks). Mine seems to have a different problem — one I haven’t seen reported before. At f/3.5, the camera sometimes fails to take an exposure reading and thus prevents me from taking a shot. This means, on several occasions, I’ve been forced to stop down to f/5.6 when it would definitely not have been my choice. The problem can sometimes be rectified if I pull the little aperture switch as far past f/3.5 as I can (pretending that there’s an f/2.8 setting that I’m trying to switch to). It doesn’t always work, but it does indicate that, perhaps, this might also be due to an aperture disk alignment issue — and that pulling back on the switch gives me just a little more space for the disk to settle correctly. Honestly, I haven’t a clue what the root cause might be — but it can be somewhat frustrating, and is an issue you might want to look for should you be seeking a TC‑1 of your own.

Anxious to read about additional oddities? No problem. The TC‑1’s got you covered:

  • In spite of appearances, the TC‑1 is not technically a point-and-shoot camera. Instead, it’s a camera that always functions in aperture priority mode. You must select an aperture and then let the camera automatically set a shutter speed. There’s no other exposure method available, and there’s also no way to manually expose. Plus, since there are only four available aperture settings (f/3.5, 5.6, 8 and 16), you certainly won’t have nuanced control over your exposure options.
  • Curiously, even though the camera forbids manual exposure, it does actually allow manual focusing. Unfortunately, much like the Rollei 35, this is done only via “scale” focusing. To manually focus the TC‑1, you rotate the top dial to the AF/M position, then use a little switch to step through every possible focus distance: 0.45m; 0.5m; 0.55m; 0.6m; 0.65m; 0.7m; 0.8m; 0.9m; 1m; etc… Yes, it’s wickedly precise — much much more precise than my ability to guesstimate distances!
  • The TC‑1 compensates for its lack of manual exposure by allowing photographers to set an exposure compensation of up to 4 stops in either direction. This goes a long way toward alleviating my personal dislike for auto-exposure. Sometimes I want to set my exposure well outside convention, so having the ability to override the camera’s internal recommendation by a total of 8 stops is a necessary and welcome luxury.
  • Camera settings are modified via a sliding switch on the TC‑1’s front edge. Hey, if you’re going to replace a conventional aperture dial with a switch, why not go all the way and replace the traditional data dial with one, too? It’s a seemingly odd choice, but it’s not without some merit. Unlike a dial, which you have to continuously rotate in order to select increasing or decreasing values, the switch on the TC‑1 can simply be held in one direction and the indicated value will increase or decrease automatically for as long as it’s held. This actually makes it relatively quick and painless to, for example, scroll through that laborious list of possible focus distances.
  • The battery door and its closure mechanism are woefully under-designed. There is a small sliding switch (surprise, surprise!) that unlocks a battery compartment, which holds the requisite CR123 Lithium battery. All that sliding switch does is to slide a teeny tiny little bolt in and out of a teeny tiny little hole. The whole contraption appears to be fabricated from consumer grade tin foil, which yields two inevitable results: either 1) I can’t quite get the sliding switch to slide open; or 2) I can’t quite stop the sliding switch from sliding open. Fortunately, there’s this handy product on the market called “tape,” which you can use to hold the battery door closed.
  • The camera is loaded with all sorts of little niceties that belie the rather shoddy battery compartment lock: a diopter adjustment on the viewfinder; spot metering; a slow-sync flash mode; manual DX ISO override; and a self-timer. There is little doubt Minolta was doing everything possible to position this as a “professional’s compact.” This included saddling it with a rather exorbitant ¥148,000 sticker price, which in 1996 would have been roughly US $1400. Even in 2016, that sounds ludicrously high, so just imagine how it sounded twenty years ago! No wonder these cameras are rarely seen outside Japan.

Image Impressions

OK. So the TC‑1 is an odd handling camera. Fine. Muscle memory is relatively easy to attain. The real question on most photographer’s minds — particularly given the near mythical status of its built-in lens — is “how is the TC‑1’s image quality?”

It’s a simple question with a semi-complicated answer. That’s because one’s idea of image quality is likely to depend on whether you’re living in the here-and-now, or taking a time machine to the past. Fact is, that little 28mm G-Rokkor lens is loaded with character. It pumps out a negative with rather high contrast, good centre sharpness and a potently dramatic amount of vignetting.

This means, if you’re really old school and order prints from a lab (as would likely have been the case for this camera’s intended customer), you’re going to love what you see when you open the envelope. The bold colours, high contrast, sharp subjects and dramatic vignetting give those 1-hour photo lab prints a pleasingly professional pop.

And therein lies the problem: hardly anyone using this camera today is going to make prints at the local drug store. Today’s film shooter — particularly one who would be interested in the Minolta TC‑1 — is likely to develop and/or print his or her own photos. In my case, I self-develop and scan all my negatives. Because of this, I actually prefer to start with a negative that’s fairly low in contrast and that doesn’t have as much vignetting — these can be added in processing. So, even though the lens is very capable and characterful, I find myself spending a little extra time in Lightroom/Photoshop working to remove those very same attributes that would have made this such a killer camera in 1996.

That said, the out-of-camera shots might just please you enough that you ultimately drop the mouse, “go with the flow,” and print them with less manipulation than you might ordinarily choose.

Of course, there’s more to “image quality” than technical details — there’s the subject of the image itself. The bulk of my photo technique involves fleeting serendipity — photographing subjects that suddenly coalesce into a single perfect moment before dispersing in the blink of an eye. My need to respond rapidly to ephemeral stimuli is precisely why I prefer using cameras that allow near-instantaneous manual changes to exposure and focus. The TC‑1 does not offer these capabilities, and for these reasons is better suited for deliberate photography than to my reactionary sort.

So, even though the TC‑1 and Rollei 35 share a similar physical envelope, their widely divergent approaches to miniaturization suggest completely different subjects when used. The Rollei, because it’s both manually exposed and focused, excels at shooting ephemeral subjects (as long as I can work around its 40mm focal length — which is a bit longer than I prefer). The TC‑1, because it’s auto exposed and (fundamentally) auto focused, rewards a more pensive shooter.

For two cameras that share such a seemingly similar purpose, the way I use them couldn’t be more different. All I can say is that it’s a good thing my jacket has a pocket on both sides.


©2016 grEGORy simpson

ABOUT THE PHOTOS:

I’ve always had issues with publishing so-called “test” images to accompany any sort of gear review. That’s because, as a “creator of images,” I’m conditioned to be very selective about which ones I share. But anyone reading a gear review expects to see a lot of images, no matter how banal they might be. So what I’ve done here is to create a vBook as a sort of “compromise.” By controlling the presentation and sequencing of the photos, I’m able to diminish their perceived banality. If you haven’t a clue what I’m talking about, I suggest you (re)read an old article called Reject Intent.

There are 23 photos in the vBook — all of which were shot with the Minolta TC-1 between mid-November 2015 and mid-February 2016. Some photos were shot on Tri-X, some on FP4+, some on Delta 100, some on expired HP5+ (compliments of a generous reader), and some on UltraMax 400. Everything was exposed at box speed, but developed differently — sometimes I used HC-110, sometimes I used Rodinal and, in the case of the UltraMax 400 roll, a print lab in Shibuya was used (I had a 1-week “warranty” on the camera, and needed to shoot and view one roll in order to see if the camera had any problems).

ABOUT THE MUSIC:

The soundscape was realized predominantly on my ever-evolving modular synthesizer, which is most heavily inhabited by Intellijel modules. Numerous 4MS modules handle much of the clocking requirements and a smattering of additional modules from Make Noise, Mutable Instruments, Expert Sleepers, Noise Engineering, Malekko Heavy Industry and others add to the cacophony cornucopia. Originally, I planned to create the entire soundscape as a single “patch,” which I would perform and tweak in a single take. Alas, I ran out of patch cables before I ran out of ideas. So only about 75% of this performance was done in a single take (from a single modular synth patch). I later overdubbed another track from a re-patched modular, plus a couple more tracks from the Dave Smith Instruments Pro 2 synthesizer. The only software-based instrument was a single instance of G-Force’s Oddity synthesizer (a software “clone” of an old Arp Odyssey). As is usually the case, Ableton Live served as the “multitrack” recorder, and the final mix was mastered using Izotope Ozone 7. The entire sound and photo sequence was then assembled as hastily as possible in Apple’s Final Cut Pro X.

Inevitably, every time I publish a vBook, I get emails asking for an MP3 version of the soundtrack. So, here you go: DOWNLOAD MP3 SOUNDSCAPE

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